Nonsense's Talk

My course mate came to my rented house today; we discussing about our lecturer second visit and the funny conversation start when we are discussing one of my department lecturer.


Foong-course mate, Yang- roommate, Desmond-housemate, Ah Ching-housemate

Foong : "yo, does u know got one mechanical’s lecturer named Tan Chee Fai."
Yang : "ohhh, yealo. Issit he named Tan Ci Bai."
Me : "yaya, Ci Bai is my department lecturer."
Foong : "I hate this guy very much, I hate him from his back to his front."
Yang : "hey, but does you know Chee Fai pronouns in mandarin is very nice one."
Foong : "yealo, so next time I would not give my san name Chee Fai."
Me : "wow, so early thinking of your son’s name already."
Foong : "yealo, pronounce in mandarin sound very nice but pronounce in Malay feel sux hor."
Yang : "eh, but most of the Malay girl looks hot. Big upper part, round bottom part."
Foong : yeah, at our mechanical department also has a lot of Malay girl. Do you know someone really one then introduce to me…."
(Suddenly, Desmond sound from other side)
Desmond : "eihhh, so next time you marry a Malay girl and born a baby so you can give your son name Mohd. Lanjiao.
(all laughing) hey. If you have two baby the eldest one named Mohd. Potong, then the second one named Mohd. Lanjiao. So the time for meal, your can just called their nick. ‘Potong, Lanjiao, mari makan’."
(All laugh like crazy)
Foong : "aiyah, I never said I want to marry Malay lar. "
(Then a true friend appear to save my little poor course mate from this embarrassing situation-normally in the movie we called this man HERO)
Me : "ai sheik man, erm… I think you had better get three babies. So next time you can give your eldest one Mohd. Desmond, then second one named Mohd. Potong, and then the third one named Mohd. Lanjiao. So next time you call your baby with ‘Desmond, Potong Lanjiao. Comelnya’."
Yang : "but do you know the malay girls looks nice before they marry. After they born the baby, the shape like nasi lemak. Oily."
(Finally, ah Ching open her gold voice-she's the only girl join in our coversation, she don't talk much but the time she open mouth can shock people one, in malay we say 'diam-diam anjing boleh makan orang punya')
Ah Ching : "wei, so next time find the Indian girl lo. Their shape also quite hot, sure can stratify you. "
Yang : "don’t want la, cannot turn off the light. I cannot find my wife in the dark…"
(blek blek blek… at that time I busy writing my blog)
Yang : "… if you just after married, your nightlife is very interesting one. You will have many “small action” before start to make your nightlife reach the peak. Therefore, it will take very long time, but the enjoyable time shorter and shorter after you have achieving so many peak memorable moments with the same girl."
Ah Ching : "wah, you are so expert already…"

Talk is still continue but I cannot memorise all.

Very tire already, sign off.